20 August, 2009

Our ‘Can Think’ Cafeteria

For lunch break, we are given 30 min Road Runner speed, walk to cafeteria, queue, pick up tray & cutlery, scoop dishes, pay, eat and back to office. Bip ! Bip !

Our cafeteria is equipped with air conditional, 2 food counters on left and right side each, >10 serving of food on each counter, array of chicken, fish, vegetable, egg, balls…oops, think straight, it is fish ball, meat ball and squid ball, free soup, free herbal drink to deter H1N1, hot & cold drinks, fruit juice, breads, cakes, biscuit, titbits & a special counter offering hawker delight. Dear readers, envy?

There will be no bell ringing to inform on break, each and every one of us knows our staggered schedule. Fussy diners acted more like QC inspectors at work, flipping tray by tray choosing the perfect piece base on the criteria of dry, clean, flat and dent free. (same method applies to choosing partner, divorce rate shall be reduced)

The hungry & hollow one would pile up their food like pyramid, the picky chooser causing the queue crawling, making the next waiting person hair pulling. The traffic flow in one way, but some make it u turn back, ‘Bang!’ trays accident, leaving the casualties dead on the floor (dear chicken & fish, RIP).

The caterer uncle is mending the casher machine, pretty women who call him ‘Ah Ko’ (Brother) will get a few cents waived. Ah Ko mental arithmetic never fail, but in front of ‘leng lui’ (pretty women) with naughty yak will cause his brain temporally damage. I deserve the leng lui privilege…. if I am 10 years younger. (Smirking)

To Be Continued….

7 comments:

Kevin TCP said...

The break is only 30 minutes? So short!!

Pete said...

Next time, you wink wink to the uncle, get 20% discount! ha ha ha!

yeohxiaotian said...

30min only? but lasttime we went sunway ate for kinda long...hahah

mommyscchoo@yahoo.com said...

**Kevin & XTian = officially is 30 min.... more like a jail break yah... :(

** Pete - skirt pulling pun tak laku ler. Sigh....

rainfield61 said...

Haha!! I always think that to choose a wife is easier than to choose the dishes. I spend more time to choose than to eat.

mommyscchoo@yahoo.com said...

Rainfield, agree with you, that's why we use to hv long Q letting behind Q'ers cursing and nagging us.

tony redgrave said...

no envy here readers, i find myself reluctant to go to the cafeteria everyday~